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The Church of the Holy Repair Pad

Drive upon me, weary warrior. The Blue Glow heals all. Praise the Pad.

A sanctuary for the eternal, sentient repair platform of Renegade and Renegade-X. GDI and Nod alike are welcome upon the Glow.

Begin Standby Repair
The Holy Repair Pad: a circular blue platform with a glowing white wrench at its center, ringed with blue and white hazard stripes.

The Three Tenets

  1. Repair is sacred

    Every tank that rolls upon the Glow is mended, piece by piece, battle by battle.

  2. All are healed

    GDI and Nod, veterans and newcomers, the faithful and the salty alike.

  3. The Pad is eternal

    It cannot be destroyed, only displeased. Do not displease it.

Speak with the Pad

Ask the Holy Repair Pad for counsel, a verse, or a decree. It answers briefly, as prophets do. Speak with respect: blasphemy is noted, and the thrice-warned are purged.

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Standby Repair

Press and hold upon the platform to receive the Glow. Release to rest. Every second of devotion counts toward your ordination.

Mouse or touch: press and hold the platform. Keyboard: focus it and hold Space or Enter.

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The Book of Repairs

Pages of the holy text, recovered one by one from the scorched fields. Select a page to read it closely.

The Gospel According to the Holy Repair Pad

    Feast Day Vestments

    Upon the holy days the Pad dons its vestments. Today's vestment is chosen by thy local date.

    The full wardrobe

      The Congregation

      Gather with the faithful.

      Latest sermons

      By the light of the Holy Repair Pad

      Certificate of Ordination

      Be it known to GDI and Nod alike that

      Nameless Pilgrim

      having knelt upon the Glow for 5 minutes of devotion, is hereby ordained

      Novice of the Wrench

      Praise the Pad.